Sleepy 😴

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The Official "I Didn't Get Enough Sleep" Blog Post

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Last night, I had big plans for a full eight hours of glorious, uninterrupted rest. My pillow and I were ready to make some beautiful memories. Then, somewhere between 11 p.m. and "why is the sun out already?", those plans went completely off the rails.

I think my brain decided it was the perfect time to solve all of life's mysteries, including what happened to my car keys from 2017 and if a frog can actually be a prince. My body, meanwhile, decided to reenact a scene from a bouncy castle. The result? I'm currently powered by approximately 15% caffeine and 85% sheer optimism.

If you see me today, I apologize in advance. The words might not make sense, I might try to open a door with a TV remote, and my energy level will be on a dramatic seesaw between "I can conquer the world!" and "I need a nap right now, on this floor."

Here's hoping tonight is a different story. Goodnight, and good luck to all the sleepy souls out there. We'll get 'em next time.